1
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<i>Last time on</i> Tschugger,
<i>I told you how I wanted to make it back</i>

2
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<i>to the front page
to win back Gerda's heart.</i>

3
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<i>But everyone was too caught up wondering
what Ms. Fedpol was doing at our station.</i>

4
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<i>And what happens
when a cop gets caught speeding.</i>

5
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<i>- And how Diego told me...</i>
- Keep your head down.

6
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<i>But I still wanted
to give Butterfly a chance,</i>

7
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<i>- and together with...</i>
- Patty Schnyder.

8
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<i>...I set him on my targets.</i>

9
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Hello, everyone, I am the pilot.

10
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<i>- How the bad weather gave...</i>
- Butterfly!

11
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<i>...difficulties.</i>

12
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<i>But from now on,
it's going to get bloody.</i>

13
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<i>Everyone under 12
might want to shut their eyes now.</i>

14
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Guys...

15
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<i>A few years ago,
a training course supervisor</i>

16
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<i>in Zurich asked me
what a cop does in Valais.</i>

17
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<i>I told him,
"The best way to imagine Valais</i>

18
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<i>is like a family gathering."</i>

19
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<i>Everybody knows everybody,
there's a lot of gossip.</i>

20
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<i>People like to open a few bottles of wine
and eat raclette until they drop.</i>

21
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<i>Honestly, there's not much going on.</i>

22
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<i>But you never know if that weird uncle</i>

23
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<i>who just came back from Thailand
is going to drop by</i>

24
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<i>and have a go at your cousin.</i>

25
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<i>Sittin' in the Panda
Dollar bills, makin' money</i>

26
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<i>Tomorrow Gucci, Prada, Rollie
Ra, ra, rari</i>

27
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Bitch wears fur...

28
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<i>To a safari, bring your weed
From Domo to the party</i>

29
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<i>Sittin' in the Panda, dollar...</i>

30
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What's that?

31
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{\an8}<i>According to the license plate,
it's a Milanese haulage company</i>

32
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<i>for fresh produce.</i>

33
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<i>If you take a closer look,
you'll happen upon this guy</i>

34
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<i>and a very different kind of business.</i>

35
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And where's Butterfly?

36
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Juni, where's Butterfly?

37
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Take it easy, Valais cantonal police.

38
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Shit! Police?

39
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- You're a fucking cop?
- I'll kill him now.

40
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Let's shoot them both.

41
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<i>But the two Italians
who work for this guy,</i>

42
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<i>the son-in-law of this guy,
who took over this guy's business,</i>

43
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<i>didn't take it easy at all.</i>

44
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What the hell, man?

45
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Look left, look right.

46
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Can you please listen to me?

47
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Then we can sing
the zebra song afterwards.

48
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<i>Pirmin still doesn't understand
how to handle kids.</i>

49
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<i>They have a fucking PlayStation at home.</i>

50
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<i>You won't motivate them
by singing a little song.</i>

51
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<i>They want action, jelly beans, fart jokes.</i>

52
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<i>- Or you just ask them...</i>
- What do you want?

53
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A cigarette.

54
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- Go back to the others.
- Just one puff.

55
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Your mom can have a puff!

56
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You idiot, probably shot yourself
in the hand.

57
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<i>Just so you know, that wasn't me.
That was Frängi.</i>

58
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<i>But I'll tell you that story later.</i>

59
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Now, listen here you little shit.

60
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- Go back to the others, or else--
- Or else what?

61
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Or else--

62
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Mike, can you please go back
to the other kids?

63
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Fuck the police!

64
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I don't know how you do things
in your department,

65
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but this is road safety training.

66
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The educational aspect
is the main priority.

67
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So, could you put that cigarette out...

68
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and pull yourself together?

69
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Kids, fancy a bit of action?

70
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Yeah!

71
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You know, I didn't expect something
that stupid, even from you.

72
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If they had weapons,
they will most likely want that back.

73
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Did you consider that?

74
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Are you rolling a joint?

75
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Have you been scoffing ham rolls again?

76
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And then I stood up and said,
"Buddy, you farted, didn't you?"

77
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He's a funny one.

78
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Your dad wanted me
to play nanny for a bit.

79
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Pirmin's has two more shots,
but he never hits anything.

80
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I'm glad you're not always alone
on the streets.

81
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<i>And Pirmin knew exactly...</i>

82
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<i>that he'd better not tell his wife
all the details.</i>

83
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Exit wound as big as a tennis ball.
That's why I call her Martina Hingis.

84
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<i>For all of you who are younger than 12,
Martina has won 18 Grand Slams,</i>

85
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<i>loves horses, washing machines, and coke.</i>

86
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Insert the magazine,

87
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release the safety catch,
pull back the slide,

88
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and then it's loaded.

89
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- Yes, Emily?
- Have you ever shot a person?

90
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<i>Well, not me. Back to the radar party.
Selfie session with Frängi,</i>

91
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<i>and then the idiot
actually shot me in the hand.</i>

92
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Let's just say this thing
has already saved my life.

93
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Better?

94
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Much better, I've got a plan.

95
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You realize you're still driving?

96
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What do we do now?
Shall we pull over the next car?

97
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Yeah!

98
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What's that?

99
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Weed from Caruso. The same as always.

100
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No! Valmira, over there!

101
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Shit, damn it!

102
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Stay calm and don't let anything show.

103
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Just be cool.

104
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The important thing
is always be polite, right?

105
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A friendly cop is also a respected cop.

106
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Remember that!

107
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<i>The window went down and I thought...</i>

108
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<i>But what are they doing with the truck
and where is Butterfly?</i>

109
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<i>I haven't heard from him in quite a while.</i>

110
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<i>But I knew that I just had to play along.</i>

111
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Hi, where are you coming from?

112
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- Domo.
<i>- Domodossola, a town in northern Italy.</i>

113
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<i>Actually, there's not much going on,
except on Saturdays,</i>

114
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<i>when like 100,000 tourists go there
to stuff their faces with ravioli.</i>

115
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Pizza in Domo?

116
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- Yes.
- With an Italian truck?

117
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Pirmin, I'm asking the questions here.

118
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You make sure that the educational aspect
is not neglected

119
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and let me do my work here.

120
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The kids want to know
how a traffic stop works.

121
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You can sing songs again
afterwards, colleague.

122
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And then?

123
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Yes, and then what?

124
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What kind of pizza?

125
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Prosciutto mascarpone.

126
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I love that stuff.

127
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And you know,
I even put mascarpone on my raclette.

128
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Kids! Who knows what mascarpone is?

129
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Seriously?

130
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I can't believe it.

131
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Regina? What do they learn
at school these days?

132
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Screwing around!

133
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I know what's going on here.

134
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Are they robbers?

135
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Very good question, Emily.

136
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I asked them a few questions,
and they seem very suspicious to me.

137
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Their red eyes tell me drugs are involved.

138
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And what do we say to drugs?

139
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- No!
- Yes!

140
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- Please step out of the vehicle.
- Why?

141
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Come on, I know for a fact
that you've been smoking pot.

142
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But we'll turn a blind eye today.

143
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But look at the kids, so cute,

144
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they need a fucking show!

145
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Okay.

146
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<i>And then I just went full</i>
Beverly Hills Cop <i>mode.</i>

147
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Get out and show me your hands, move it!

148
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I wanna see your hands.
Come on! Hands visible at all times.

149
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Just be cool kids.
Stay cool. On your knees.

150
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You too! Put the Gucci bag on the floor.

151
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- Hands behind your head.
- It's Chanel!

152
00:10:01,010 --> 00:10:02,570
Who cares? On the ground.

153
00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:06,010
Not now, Emily. Pirmin, support!

154
00:10:06,730 --> 00:10:07,810
Pirmin?

155
00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:11,130
Bax, we still have to learn
the zebra song with the kids.

156
00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,130
Come on. The kids love it!

157
00:10:16,130 --> 00:10:17,530
Wait a minute.

158
00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:29,850
<i>If I had known back then
what was in that damn truck,</i>

159
00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:33,250
<i>I would have had Pirmin
sing the zebra song</i>

160
00:10:33,490 --> 00:10:36,450
<i>and taken the two low-brainers
straight into interrogation.</i>

161
00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:46,530
<i>I mean, the whole thing went
all the way up to the Federal Council,</i>

162
00:10:46,930 --> 00:10:49,970
<i>Schengen, Dublin, or whatever the fuck
that place is called.</i>

163
00:10:50,930 --> 00:10:55,090
<i>I really would have expected anything,
ten kilograms of coke, human trafficking,</i>

164
00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:58,170
<i>Bulgarian watermelons, hand grenades,
or a rocket launcher,</i>

165
00:10:58,810 --> 00:11:00,570
<i>- but...</i>
- Tomato sauce.

166
00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:02,210
Are you happy now?

167
00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:05,290
Stay down, and not a sound.

168
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:07,970
What?

169
00:11:08,810 --> 00:11:12,050
So, show's over!
Go sing the zebra song with them.

170
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,930
- Come on, kids.
- Go!

171
00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:22,730
Stand up, please.

172
00:11:45,050 --> 00:11:46,330
What are you doing?

173
00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:50,650
- Put the phone away. Now!
- No.

174
00:11:54,290 --> 00:11:58,090
- Stop filming right now.
- You really are the worst cop ever.

175
00:12:06,410 --> 00:12:08,530
The cop hit me!

176
00:12:08,610 --> 00:12:09,970
Get up.

177
00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:12,650
Bax?

178
00:12:13,290 --> 00:12:15,130
Fuck you, cop!

179
00:12:16,290 --> 00:12:17,570
Come on, get up.

180
00:12:18,090 --> 00:12:19,730
<i>I can't work with that guy!</i>

181
00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:23,290
His behavior was unbelievable
at the road safety training.

182
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:27,490
- You just have to display leadership.
- Leadership?

183
00:12:27,770 --> 00:12:30,170
You know very well
that Bax is leadership-proof.

184
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:34,010
It's your job
to always be one step ahead of him.

185
00:12:34,210 --> 00:12:35,970
You have what it takes, Pirmin.

186
00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:38,290
But if you can't even look after someone,

187
00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:40,890
how are you going to run
the whole police station?

188
00:12:43,770 --> 00:12:44,850
Anything else?

189
00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:48,810
Ms. Brotz is asking everyone questions
about the Pfynwald thing.

190
00:12:49,410 --> 00:12:54,930
Ms. Brotz. Just what I needed
with her "random routine visit."

191
00:12:55,490 --> 00:12:57,330
What does she want with us?

192
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:02,810
When someone from the government shows up,
it's always about the same thing.

193
00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:04,490
Saving money.

194
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,090
They closed down
my cousin Norbert's station

195
00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:11,690
in Grächen about a month ago
and merged it with St. Niklaus.

196
00:13:12,410 --> 00:13:15,170
They're trying
to optimize costs everywhere.

197
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:27,810
The radar party thing
must never come to light.

198
00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:30,170
<i>What Diego wanted to say is,</i>

199
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:34,210
<i>if Madame gets wind of the radar party,
then this station will be closed down,</i>

200
00:13:34,450 --> 00:13:36,890
<i>or even worse, merged with Lower Valais.</i>

201
00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:39,250
<i>And no one here wants
to have to learn to speak French.</i>

202
00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:43,090
The important thing now is
that you don't let Bax out of your sight.

203
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:44,170
Understood?

204
00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:50,970
And where the hell is our intern, anyway?

205
00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:28,610
Jackpot.

206
00:14:34,650 --> 00:14:36,010
How much do we get for it?

207
00:14:37,490 --> 00:14:41,050
- Ten. As agreed.
- That's way too little.

208
00:14:41,370 --> 00:14:44,290
Look at those Lambos standing there,
do you know how much they cost?

209
00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:49,410
The drone is broken
and my Balenciagas are definitely ruined.

210
00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:51,450
He'll have to pay
for the collateral damage.

211
00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:55,050
Just ask for another five grand.

212
00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:58,610
No, I can't do that, he's my boss.

213
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,810
- "I can't do that, he's my boss."
- Junior!

214
00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:07,930
<i>Rinaldo Fricker. Son of Albi.</i>

215
00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:10,090
<i>Largest building contractor in the canton.</i>

216
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:13,250
<i>But ever since his wife ran off
with a Fribourg-Gottéron player,</i>

217
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,370
<i>he's been trying to redefine himself.</i>

218
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:18,290
You're late. Did something come up?

219
00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:23,530
What's this stuff called?

220
00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:28,690
Hallelujah! The pope is happy.

221
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,530
Come in!

222
00:15:32,810 --> 00:15:35,490
Boss, about the money...

223
00:15:36,610 --> 00:15:38,090
We need another 5,000.

224
00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:41,730
I'm not joking.

225
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:49,050
Let's have some drinks first.
<i>Mi casa es su casa.</i>

226
00:15:49,410 --> 00:15:50,730
That's how it's done, come on.

227
00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:08,570
Valmira. Come here!

228
00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:11,890
Take a look at this.

229
00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:05,250
Damn it.

230
00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:09,770
RADAR WALL

231
00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:49,450
- Sorry, I didn't mean to...
- Are you blind?

232
00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:54,250
Do you still use the perfume I gave you?

233
00:17:57,130 --> 00:18:00,090
- What are you working on?
- A speeding story.

234
00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:03,210
With a Fiat Panda?

235
00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:06,210
Among other things.

236
00:18:06,810 --> 00:18:08,810
Unfortunately,
I don't have the right partner

237
00:18:08,890 --> 00:18:10,130
by my side for the big case.

238
00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:12,730
You never know
what you've got till it's gone.

239
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:16,210
And you? Everything all right with Frängi?

240
00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:24,090
<i>Hey, what do you guys think?
We just shared a moment, right?</i>

241
00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:27,330
<i>I knew me and Gerda weren't over yet!</i>

242
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,450
That's thermal water from Leukerbad.

243
00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:34,570
Afterwards, your skin's as soft
as a baby's bottom.

244
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,770
And is the amount correct?

245
00:19:37,490 --> 00:19:40,450
- Down to the last cent.
- There are no half measures with me, baby!

246
00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:45,930
- Does that thing fly?
- How do you think it got here?

247
00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:48,410
But I can't fly it myself,
I have the most awful corneal curvature.

248
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:52,730
I had that too,
but then they cut off my foreskin.

249
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:57,010
That was a contraction
of the foreskin, Juni.

250
00:19:57,090 --> 00:19:58,370
Not corneal curvature.

251
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,090
Have you seen this yet?

252
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:07,370
The pool has a counter-current system
and an integrated whirlpool.

253
00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:09,050
Wait, I'll show you.

254
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,170
Don't you think we should tell him?

255
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,090
- About the truck and stuff?
- Don't fuck this up for me!

256
00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:19,170
Can't you see the great opportunity
we have here?

257
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:23,850
- What opportunity?
- This is the greatest location.

258
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:25,730
We'll shoot our music video here.

259
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,290
Juni! This is totally Valmira-style!

260
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,050
And do you want to go for a splash?

261
00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:34,930
I'm afraid I don't have a bikini with me.

262
00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:38,170
Sweetheart, I'll just take my glasses off,
then I won't see a thing.

263
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:48,890
Boss, we have a problem.

264
00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:54,570
Ida, can you please run this plate
through the system for me?

265
00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:55,850
Can you give me the case number?

266
00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:59,490
- Since when do you need a case number?
- Since she's here.

267
00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:17,050
What did Frängi have to do for you
to give him the key to the evidence room?

268
00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:21,770
<i>What Frängi had to do
to get the Kalashnikov and the Uzi,</i>

269
00:21:21,850 --> 00:21:23,490
<i>I really don't want to know.</i>

270
00:21:32,970 --> 00:21:37,290
Stop it.
Look how many you've broken already.

271
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,690
Who cares?
What do you need them for anyway?

272
00:21:41,930 --> 00:21:46,170
For this!
A good cop always has a pen with him.

273
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:50,490
Not a word, understand?

274
00:21:53,570 --> 00:21:55,290
We have a report from the forestry office.

275
00:21:55,570 --> 00:21:57,290
The car is parked by the Simplon Pass.

276
00:21:59,330 --> 00:22:00,330
Thanks.

277
00:22:26,330 --> 00:22:28,090
- What do you want?
- Where's Patrick?

278
00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:32,050
- Butterfly? He's your damn intern.
- Don't call him that.

279
00:22:32,170 --> 00:22:34,570
If someone shows up
with a speech impediment like that,

280
00:22:34,690 --> 00:22:35,890
he had it coming.

281
00:22:36,330 --> 00:22:40,290
{\an8}<i>Listen, when I was in primary school
everyone called me Bax, for Bugs Bunny.</i>

282
00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:42,010
<i>Of course it hurt.</i>

283
00:22:42,170 --> 00:22:44,410
<i>But a little childhood bullying
is necessary to develop</i>

284
00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:45,890
<i>a healthy personality.</i>

285
00:22:47,010 --> 00:22:48,570
I only mean well!

286
00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:53,450
- Okay, drive. I'm coming with you.
- What, to the gym?

287
00:22:54,410 --> 00:22:58,090
Look at your biceps.
You haven't been to a gym in years.

288
00:22:58,170 --> 00:23:00,970
I know you want to do your own thing.
No problem.

289
00:23:01,370 --> 00:23:03,930
But Biffiger wants me there
when you do it.

290
00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:24,970
Do you have a screw loose?

291
00:23:26,010 --> 00:23:27,930
And what if the buddies
of those dead Italians

292
00:23:28,010 --> 00:23:29,170
suddenly show up at my place?

293
00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:32,130
You drove the fucking truck to my place?
What the hell were you thinking?

294
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:34,730
I just wanted to buy some weed
and now I have to deal with this!

295
00:23:35,730 --> 00:23:37,290
- Told you so.
- But yes.

296
00:23:37,370 --> 00:23:39,010
As long as the cops don't know about this.

297
00:23:39,090 --> 00:23:40,690
So, the cops who--

298
00:23:41,050 --> 00:23:42,410
Because I have a business to run here

299
00:23:42,490 --> 00:23:44,210
and enough trouble with the law
as it is already.

300
00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:46,850
I'm Rinaldo Fricker,
everybody knows me around here.

301
00:23:48,530 --> 00:23:49,650
Bad fucking idea.

302
00:23:51,570 --> 00:23:54,290
Yes, Césario. I need another hole.

303
00:23:55,690 --> 00:23:58,250
No, same as last time.

304
00:23:58,330 --> 00:24:00,610
<i>And when Fricker talks
to Césario about holes,</i>

305
00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:02,770
<i>you know it's not about golfing.</i>

306
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,410
On a building site?

307
00:24:06,090 --> 00:24:08,730
No, no, tell UNIA to relax.

308
00:24:08,890 --> 00:24:11,330
And your daughter?
Everything okay with her teeth?

309
00:24:13,770 --> 00:24:15,610
Everything? No, not at all.

310
00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:19,650
But first thing tomorrow, the hole.
Thanks.

311
00:24:21,810 --> 00:24:27,450
You're damn lucky you know me.
I'll keep this one for myself. Expenses.

312
00:24:29,370 --> 00:24:31,250
Now, listen up.

313
00:25:14,087 --> 00:25:16,770
CALL HISTORY

314
00:25:39,810 --> 00:25:40,970
<i>- Hello?</i>
- Hello.

315
00:25:41,050 --> 00:25:43,170
It's Patrick!

316
00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:45,930
Patrick! While I have you on the phone,

317
00:25:46,010 --> 00:25:49,290
I'm trying to print something,
it's all coming out double-sided.

318
00:25:49,370 --> 00:25:51,650
Now, I'm at the printer settings.

319
00:25:51,730 --> 00:25:53,810
- This is not about...
<i>- Hang on a sec.</i>

320
00:25:54,410 --> 00:25:55,370
...the printer.

321
00:25:55,890 --> 00:25:58,850
<i>Is Pirmin or Bax...</i>

322
00:25:59,730 --> 00:26:02,130
Pirmin or Bax...

323
00:26:02,890 --> 00:26:05,370
<i>- on the phone?</i>
- They are not here.

324
00:26:05,450 --> 00:26:08,530
I have to select number two, right?

325
00:26:13,450 --> 00:26:14,450
Hello?

326
00:26:15,090 --> 00:26:16,090
<i>Patrick?</i>

327
00:26:16,850 --> 00:26:17,930
<i>Hello?</i>

328
00:26:35,810 --> 00:26:36,810
Hello?

329
00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:21,690
They probably dumped Butterfly
somewhere and drove off.

330
00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:24,090
The stoners made such fools of us.

331
00:27:24,170 --> 00:27:26,890
I'm sure there was something hidden
in the truck.

332
00:27:27,050 --> 00:27:30,770
Next time I see them, it won't take long.
One, two, off to jail.

333
00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:33,690
You're crazy. He doesn't even know
how to use the coffee machine

334
00:27:33,770 --> 00:27:35,490
and you send him off undercover alone?

335
00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:37,610
That coffee machine
is really a science in itself.

336
00:27:40,130 --> 00:27:45,570
It took me three months to figure it out,
and Butterfly is really trying his best.

337
00:27:52,650 --> 00:27:55,690
Could you please not smoke in the car?

338
00:27:56,010 --> 00:27:59,450
- Why don't you open the window?
- Firstly, it makes my clothes smell bad.

339
00:27:59,530 --> 00:28:02,290
And secondly,
passive smoking is quite 1993.

340
00:28:02,370 --> 00:28:05,570
Look here, your hairstyle is 1993.

341
00:28:06,970 --> 00:28:08,930
Just because you quit smoking
a few weeks ago.

342
00:28:09,050 --> 00:28:11,530
- Don't act so pregnant.
- Bax! Look!

343
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:35,170
<i>Hello? Patrick?</i>

344
00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:41,010
Hello?

345
00:28:54,050 --> 00:28:55,210
<i>Patrick?</i>

346
00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:02,410
<i>The whole thing made zero sense
to me at that moment.</i>

347
00:29:02,890 --> 00:29:06,170
<i>Why did they leave the car here
and switch to an Italian truck</i>

348
00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:08,250
<i>carrying tomato sauce?</i>

349
00:29:08,570 --> 00:29:10,650
<i>And where the hell is Butterfly?</i>

350
00:29:10,730 --> 00:29:11,930
Hey, Bax!

351
00:29:35,570 --> 00:29:39,290
- There are tracks in the snow.
- I can see that.

352
00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:44,290
<i>You remember what I told you
at the beginning about the weird uncle</i>

353
00:29:44,570 --> 00:29:47,970
<i>who has started to creep out
your cousin at the family gathering?</i>

354
00:29:48,930 --> 00:29:52,330
<i>Picture this, this year,
he brought along his brother-in-law,</i>

355
00:29:52,410 --> 00:29:54,650
<i>who has just been released
from prison.</i>

356
00:29:55,970 --> 00:29:57,690
<i>And compared to him,</i>

357
00:29:58,010 --> 00:30:02,050
<i>the weird uncle is really
just a saint-like altar boy.</i>

358
00:30:10,930 --> 00:30:12,010
<i>If you want to know</i>

359
00:30:12,090 --> 00:30:15,210
<i>whether we were able to read
the tracks correctly and find Butterfly,</i>

360
00:30:15,330 --> 00:30:17,810
<i>what these new business partners
are up to,</i>

361
00:30:17,890 --> 00:30:20,770
<i>what this guy's looking for
and what he'll do if he doesn't find it,</i>

362
00:30:20,890 --> 00:30:23,970
<i>why Pirmin shouldn't get
his hands on a gun,</i>

363
00:30:24,050 --> 00:30:25,850
<i>what a wild night looks like at his place,</i>

364
00:30:25,930 --> 00:30:28,170
<i>and what my love life is like,</i>

365
00:30:28,490 --> 00:30:31,010
<i>then join us
for the next episode of</i> Tschugger.


